The Infinite Slop Machine
A browser-based non-linear editor for vertical video. Built for creators who ship content faster than they can spell "premiere".
(and nothing you don't, because we haven't built it yet)
Your beautiful face in portrait mode
Stock footage to hide your mistakes
Because nobody unmutes
Logos, stickers, chaos
Swooshes. So many swooshes.
Whisper does the work
For the people who read package.json for fun
// Real talk
This entire editor runs in your browser. Renders happen on a server.
No Electron. No downloads. Just vibes.